And hello you. Yes, summer is upon us, and for me at least, that means lots of money, lots of free time, and an ever-present nagging sensation to get out of the house.

So an idea pop’s into mine head. I want to come visit. It’s been a long enough wait for me, so I’m sure it’s been a long enough wait for you.

So… yeah. When’s a good time? Because I can take time off of work whenever I feel like it (government work) and I do nothing here in butt-lump *******

Of course I haven’t asked momma and poppa *W*, and I’m sure they’re not going to be happy about it, but there is seldom they’re happy about anyways.

Oh, and I got a mohawk. It’s totally sweet. Except mum and dad don’t think so. But know what, screw them, because it’s totally sweet. Except now I can’t use the car, but I’m not sure that’s lasting very long. In fact, I’m sure it’s not lasting very long.

And thats that.

Love,
Max
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Ok first off…why are you not on your way to Bonnaroo?? i have search parties out there looking for you..ok..not a search party..but one of the bartenders at work left on Wednesday and I made him promise..not that he will remember coz I know he is not going to be sober for long..lol.

Oh but maybe that is a sore spot..so forget I said anything??

Umm…yeah..YEAH! The only real thing we have going on is from July 31st to Aug 4th I will be at LBI with friends who have a Beach house. I fiqure it is high time I let the two little ones see a real ocean..

Other than that??? Not much going on here at all. I would like to take off from work when you come…so I should have at least a two week notice to tell them..just to be nice. Not that it will be a big deal..they all know the scoop so like if I called in tomorrow coz you were on your way..they”d deal. I normally work t, w , fri and sat..tues and weds are easier to get off…but they will deal.

So really…tell me. Pick a date.. Let’s mark the calenders…so then ..i can start to pretend that I am not bugging out. LOL.

Ok so Mohawk= no car?? That bites..sorry. eh, you can take a bus to here..lol..my brother has done it, but reports that it sucks.
You know..the only one here that has not had a ‘hawk is Scarlett and that is becasue she is a long haired hippie freak. We went up to Woodstock this weekend and she was so funny..dancing in the hippie drum circle with bells on her shoes..oh loving it!! And don’t yell at me..I can’t help it..it is what she is. You’ll see what I mean. She’s quite the creature.

So you a mohawk and I got a new tatoo!! I gots a flock of bats spiriling down my leg. Should be great for the beach..lol.

OK..so give me some time frame to work with here Mr. K? See what’s up with the parental units..they know it’s coming..if nothing else the letter should have prepped them for it. I hope they can deal for you.

Yeah..it’s time. 🙂

Love, mom

Need I say more????